Something to remember in your cooking travels

Attention Pink House Denizens

Folks, something to remember in your cooking travels.

This microwave has caught on fire in the past because it was allowed to get too dirty. Now, Jay Murray is the cool man who graciously labors to keep our microwave clean. But he should only have to clean so much. We can all help him out by doing the following:

Covering everything you heat in the microwave with Saran wrap

If everybody could please do this, exploding bursts of food will no longer fuck up our microwave and leave it in danger of burning down the house and killing us all.

Thank you - The Management